You should be very happy if all you’ve experienced in life is so far removed from the facts on the ground, that you think this article describes reality, and, in addition, describes a realistic solution. I bless you all that you never know the facts on the ground relating to the meaning of “crisis” in the term “Crisis Chinuch.” I hope you never experience a child who loathes their life so deeply, that they contemplate ending that pain by ending . . . every bodily sensation and awareness . . . in the most final way possible השם ירחם. Unless, this plague is not deemed dark enough to qualify as crisis.

Truth be told, the article reads as if it was written – not by the pseudonym that appears – rather by a bochur who, having already done so himself, “knows” how he’s going to raise his future kids in line with what it says in Der Rebbe Redt Tzu Kinder, and his future children IYH will know how to defeat the Yetzer Hara so it won’t bother them anymore. I hope this proves very successful.

As for “Calm Down Tzaddik,” Its noteworthy that an Eruv in CH is compared with the notifications of young people who’ve met their Maker by way of self-induced termination. Unless you skipped that part in the comments you’ve apparently read first.

I also wonder about the editorial choice of posting this article . . .

I would love to hear passionate rebukes like this when people start giving their own opinion about CH Eruv.

If you don’t know how the Rebbe would respond to this specific case, still doesn’t give you the authority to decide based on one instance!
The Rebbe said many times that what applies to one doesn’t necessarily apply to everyone. And the Rebbe said to consult with Professionals!!